My mind works in mysterious ways…I don’t understand why I think of this stuff but here it goes. I was wondering what would happen if OneNote was in the video game Halo and met the Master Chief. I was thinking the interaction might go something like this:
OneNote (talking loudly): Chief! We’re being overrun by Covenant armor- we’re not going to make it!
Master Chief (calmly): We’ll make it
OneNote (panicked): How can you be so sure? There’s two of us in here now…
Master Chief (confidently): Well…at least I know I’ll make it with my mjolner armor…I’m sure of that. You might be Grunt bait though
OneNote (scared silly): Crap…I’m accessing my ‘Halo Map’ notebook I downloaded from xbox.com…searching…looks like there is a cave—-right there…it’s not a natural formation…so it must lead somewhere…
Master Chief (with disdain): duh
OneNote (with significant pain): I’m taking plasma rifle hits!! Fortunately they are a lot like video clips so I can absorb them into a new section I created in my ‘Oh Crap I’m Going to Die’ notebook
Master Chief (trying to distance himself): I’m not sure I can save you
OneNote (assuredly): Don’t worry, I can save my self- I constantly save myself automatically if you didn’t know
Master Chief (getting fed up): You talk too much
OneNote (reaches for plasma grenade): Yeah- well I do have significant audio capabilities- you want to make something of it?
Master Chief (smirking): Are you sure you want to do that- it’s not like you have your big brother Office buddies here to help you. You can’t stand alone.
OneNote (proudly): Hey- I’m kind of a big deal now. I’m all growed up. I can pull my own weight.
Master Chief (meleeing a Grunt): fantastic…wunderbar…uh kind of busy right now- think you can help?
OneNote (pulling out mobile device): Hold on- I’m synching with my mobile now with my built-in synch capabilities…there it is..Cortana’s phone number (ohhh yeah- giggedy). Cortana- we need evac now!
(Pelican swoops in and picks them up)
OneNote (curious): by the way, you never take off that armor do you? Not even the helmet?
Master Chief: nope
OneNote: it must smell pretty awful in there…I mean…not showering and stuff
Master Chief: I have no response to that- it’s a non-point
OneNote (holding nose): Roger that Chief. OneNote out.