What if OneNote Starred in the Lord of the Rings Two Towers? The script might look something like this…And now, a scene from the OneNote version of the Two Towers…
“OneNote to rule them all,
OneNote to find them,
OneNote keeps your notes and ideas,
and with software binds them”
<Éowyn laughs and looks back at Aragorn with the sun behind her and the wind in her hair. At that particular moment, Aragorn seems enchanted by Éowyn’s light-hearted image. That night. Aragorn could not sleep and smokes his pipe as he thinks of Arwen.>
Arwen: The light of OneNote does not wax and wane… It is mine to share with whom I will… Like my heart…And my ideas…And my research… Go to sleep…
<Flashback: Aragorn is lying on a chaise in Rivendell. He opens his eyes and sees Arwen before him, smiling down at him.>
Aragorn <checking OneNote>: According to my personal OneNote notebook, I am asleep. This is a dream. And I’m recording this audio in OneNote so I can review it in the morning…
Arwen: <Bends down to kiss him> Then it is a good dream. Sleep…but don’t forget to save your notebook…wait…OneNote automatically saves your document so you could actually use it in your sleep if necessary…never mind
<She kisses him lightly on the lips and then steps away to look out upon Rivendell. Aragorn closes his eyes but for a while. He looks over at Arwen.>
Aragorn (In elvish): You told me once that this day would come. I created a new section in OneNote to capture my notes when you told me that
Arwen (Also in elvish): <Turns to look at Aragorn> This is not the end… it is the beginning. The enlightenment of OneNote will be with you always. Begin a new notebook as you will, when you will. In fact, since you must go with Frodo because that is your path, it might be a good idea to document the itinerary and maps in OneNote so you don’t get lost
Aragorn (Still speaking elvish though his tongue is getting tired from the twisty elvish words, so he slightly slurs his speech): <Walks over to Arwen> My path is hidden from me.
Arwen (yes- she is still speaking elvish as well- stop asking): It is already laid before your feet. On the computer on the floor in front of you. In the OneNote notebook I created for you on our anniversary. How could you forget you beast…Men! But I digress…You cannot falter now. You must rely on the power of OneNote to illuminate your path…if you can’t find your path use the search capabilities in OneNote- they’re awesome.
Aragorn: Arwen…my love…my One…Note
<Arwen hushes him, resting her fingers on his lips. As her hands moves down to rest on the OneNote pendant around Aragorn’s neck, he clasps her hand in his and they gaze into each other’s eyes, dreaming of shared notebooks on SharePoint servers.>
Arwen (elvish, shmelvish): If you trust nothing else… trust this. Trust OneNote.
<They kiss. The kiss is automatically video recorded in a new section of their shared IHeartOneNote notebook, and a time stamp is placed on the page>
OK, so it it has been a slow work at week and I couldn’t help myself. That’s all I have to say.